Monday, April 7, 2014

Don't Take Your Husband to Target with You

Take my advice:
Don't take your husband to Target with you.

He'll make loud, goofy noises to the baby in the cart
and people will stare.
He will want to read the baby food labels 
to make sure things are okay for his little girl.
He'll make you buy ice cream for dessert.
He'll bring a stack of coupons to use.
He'll put far too much Easter candy in the cart.
He'll ask if you need any new shoes.
He'll pick out too many baby toys.
He makes race car noises as he drives your baby wildy around the aisles.
AND
He'll sneak a polka-dotty BIKINI in your cart.

Ok, I've had a change of heart.
Turns out trips to Target with your man are way more fun than trips without him.
Turns out that laughing and shopping make for good times
AND it turns out that I'm pretty lucky 
to have someone to stroll around Target with on a Friday night.

2 comments:

  1. Ha! What fun! I love the way your husband does Target!

    (p.s. I'm going to unplug from IG for a week or so, in order to detach myself a bit from my iphone - I'll have to check out all your cute IG pics here instead :)

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  2. Hahaha! Hey he's trying to save money by bringing coupons....big props! :) And ice cream...yumm!!!!

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