Leo Says

Leo makes us laugh and says things that are clever and funny all the time.  I keep a running list on my phone so I don't forget them.  He's really into Peppa Pig lately so he's speaking like a little British boy.  Asking for a lovely snack, asking when we are going on holiday, calling zebras zeh-bras, can we mend this? when something breaks and more.

Retending = pretending

Honey bears = Teddy Grahams

Sweet Fish = Swedish Fish

Re-raser = eraser

We were on a nightly neighborhood walk just me and Leo.

We walked past some older boys playing basketball in a driveway.

Leo yells Whud up, Noah!?! like he was a junior high boy.

My butt is a volcano.  It keeps erupting.

I'm obsessed with BINGO.

I am a puzzle master.

I'm a little bit of an expert at eating.

I'm not berry sure about this.

Mom, does God have a playlist in heaven?

I can write the whole alphabet and number-bet.

So good and so testy (tasty)!

He found his school papers in the trash can and said - Hey!  I worked berry hard on those!

I gave Leo a hug and a kiss in the hall one day at school.

He replied - No kisses in the hall, Mrs. Jordan.

I'm going to be a home man when I grow up.

What's that?

A guy who stays home.

If you're not listening to Leo, he'll grab your face an say listen to my rules!

Hey Mom!  God hasn't spoken to me in a while.

I guess I need to read my Bible.

Are you tired after a long day of school?

I'm tired of school.

He loves to ask Alexa questions-

Alexa, what's inside of a pickle?

Alexa, can you eat a tarantula?

Alexa, how many feathers are on a turkey?

Alexa, is God ever sad?

Alexa, how far away is heaven?

Alexa, why do we burp?

The baby of the family is a born entertainer.